Sunday, December 24, 2006

WHICH GOD’S OWN COUNTRY?

December 2006 was a special season for everyone in God’s Own Country viz. Kerala. It was Sabarimala, Christmas, Eid and Leftist seasons all rolled into one. Kerala has the unique feature of having an almost equal distribution of people divided on religious or ideological lines. The four isms ruling the hearts and brains of people in God’s Own country are Hinduism, Islam, Christianity and Communism. With almost 100% literacy and everyone having an NRI tint, the undercurrents of social setup in Kerala are much more complex than in other parts of India. Foreign ideologies, traders and missionaries have been part and parcel of Kerala’s landscape for the last several centuries that it is almost impossible now to wean out true history from mythology and beliefs. And all the organised groups have successfully embedded their seeds of interest in the geography and history of Kerala. Now Keralites and Kerala present the best example of highly educated yet intellectually pauperised individuals and society in India.

“Who is the greatest Keralite of the twentieth century?” is one question that will yield the same answer from almost all Keralites – Sree Narayana Guru. His articulation of Sankara’s highly advanced advaita philosophy in very simple words and actions has endeared him to all the sections of the society irrespective of religion, caste and even ideologies. ‘One Caste, One Religion, One God for all Humans’ and ‘Irrespective of religion it is enough if the human being is good’ are some of his outstanding advices for the entire humanity of eternal relevance. It was in this context that a seminar was held recently with representatives from all religions and ideologies. The topic of discussion was aptly put as ‘One Caste, One Religion and One God for God’s Own Country’. Hindu, Muslim, Christian and Communist ideologues took active part and the seminar turned out to be an unprecedented success in a highly polarised Kerala.

As an NRI on vacation I was enthralled to see details of such a seminar being attempted in Kerala. The term God’s Own country is now known the world over and the discussion on such a noble topic made me all the proud of my own state. For a few days I was tempted to forget about the political killings and communal violence that bring Kerala into news as stray aberrations in a highly evolved land of evolved humans. My own enthusiasm knew no bounds when I heard speaker after speaker recalling the greatness of our erstwhile Kings, freedom fighters, social reformers and tall political leaders produced by Kerala. To elect the first communist government in the whole world through democratic elections was no ordinary event and only a progressive society could have attempted it. Then came the socio-economic reforms ending up with land reforms even now unknown to other states. Contributions of Christian missionaries who built schools & colleges and Muslim traders who taught business were all recalled in an air of complete consensus. Last but not the least were the signal contributions by various Swamis to reform the once majority community of its social evils. The meeting was a thundering success and the cent percent consensus of having only one God for all Castes and Religions was a foregone conclusion. I could never imagine myself in a better company when we were walking out of the conference hall.

But all my enthusiasm and happiness were short lived. As a follow-up to the conference a few of us had chance discussions with the various groups that participated and that brought us down to the realities in God’s Own Country. The Bishop we met was very clear that Christianity is the only true path and the God he meant for God’s Own Country was none other than Yehovah. And the Maulavi was even more categorical in that Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world and Allah is the one and only God. And the communists who were participating so well in the conference had no doubt that Kerala is also going the way of West Bengal for at least 25 years of leftist rule and there will be only Mao in the pujarooms of all Keralites after that. But quite surprisingly the Hindu leaders were sharply divided on who was the God in their mind when they agreed to the one God for God’s Own Country. The disappointment was unbearable for all of us on cloud nine after the success of the conference. And the only saving grace was the more than million options for at least one section who participated.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

FRIENDSHIP THOUGHTS

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BLOOMING BOTHAISM

Former South African President P.W. Botha, the Architect of Apartheid, is dead and gone. His CAHU (Crime Against HUmanity) was that he formalised racial discrimination as a state policy. There is no sympathy for him from any quarters but the big question remains as to whether Apartheid is also dead and gone. If we look around and analyse our immediate surroundings and the world at large, there is absolutely nothing to feel happy about. Ways of our world are always like that. Once in a while the whole world gets together, identify someone as a criminal who perpetuated CAHU and proceed to condemn and if possible kill him. We easily forget the fact that the world leaders who are arranging the trial for CAHU are very same who created the villainous leader in the first place and nourished him with weapons for serving their own ends. Once their purpose is served, they proceed to ‘call the dog mad and kill it’. Hitler, Botha, Osama and Saddam are a few of those who were blue eyed once but turned black sheep later on.

Discrimination on any basis other than merit is wrong in the absolute sense. We come across so many types of discrimination in our every day life and we ourselves indulge in many other types of discrimination to get things going. In short there is so much of discrimination in our atmosphere that it is difficult to find anyone who has not done it at all. But clever as we are, the human hypocrisy has found a way around to justify our own deeds. We consider all types of discrimination that suits our requirements as good and others as bad. Thus we have classified the quota system for immigration into US/Europe/Australia, caste reservations for jobs in India and different salary levels for different nationalities in the Gulf as good forms of discrimination, whereas racial discrimination remains the lone villain. The rich and powerful in the world are perpetuating so many forms of discrimination, but there is no problem until and unless it is not formalised as the ‘foolish’ Botha had done. Whatever way one looks at it, Apartheid may be dead but Bothaism still remains a thriving practice the world over.

International Racial Profiling

In all the countries that have flourished and are continuing to flourish by attracting the best human resources from all over the world, racial profiling is part and parcel of their internal security affairs. That no leader wanted to admit it is only because they are not foolishly candid as Botha was. But Sep11 has given an opportunity for one and all to drop their pants and walk naked in arrogance. Just as everything is justified in love and war, anything and everything that are done in national interest are easily justified. International bodies are toothless when it comes to dealing with human rights violations in the rich and powerful nations. A substantial part of their annual reports are always spent on the insignificant internal matters of developing countries like India and Indonesia for obvious reasons. The extent of racial discrimination and Apartheid being drafted into the internal security manuals and laws of developed and rich nations should be a warning for all champions of world peace if they truly are.

Separate queues for separate nationals are a common sight in many airports. It could have been Botha who introduced it as part of his apartheid regime in Railway stations. But why are such queues growing after the death of Apartheid and now Botha also? If the current trend continues, such queues will not only grow but spill out into the bus stands and even supermarkets of such countries in no time. The rich and powerful nations will have two sets of norms for judging human rights violation and racial discrimination - one for themselves and one for others. And even within those norms, there will be separate sub-norms for their own citizens of different descent. All pigs are equal but some white, brown and black pigs will continue to be more equal in the Animal Farm that we are developing into. We will be missing only the pioneer Botha who was foolishly impatient to formalise discrimination ahead of its time.

Indian Reservations

What else can be the reservation policies that are rampant in India on the basis caste and religion, if not Apartheid in another form? Instead of positively supporting the deprived sections of the society by way of free food, clothing and education till they climb over a certain ceiling, the whole idea of reservations in India is to punish those who are above the ceiling for whatever reasons. The logic of punishing all those whose forefathers belonged to the so-called higher castes is absurd and illogical because anyone’s birth is purely accidental. A clear cut violation of human rights is involved in all such cases of reservation based on parameters beyond the control of any individual. And by repeated denial of opportunities to those who have already survived natural handicaps, the social process is effectively indulging in degeneration and evolution to the negative side. How can we expect another Sankara or Tagore or Raman or Ramanujan from such a society? Or is it precisely that what the modern rulers of India want to avoid?

Those who are controlling the wheels of reservation bandwagon in India are doing a great disservice to their own progeny. For getting a few thousand votes and titbits of power, the wicked and weak politicians are playing reservation games with the future of our nation. History has shown us many times that it is positive encouragement of the weakest that takes a whole crowd forward, and not the negative hurdles put on the front runner. Those who are running at the front are presenting a positive role model for those who are behind. And it is the duty of the society leaders to generate a feeling of fairness and positive encouragement for all those who are performing well. More and more types of reservations will only impede the development of our country in every sphere. It is time we understood the reasons why Independent India is not producing even a handful of great men as we had during British Raj.

Both Apartheid and its father Botha died a natural death. But the original thoughts and theories that guided Botha are very much alive even today. By all indications it is bound to continue and develop further into more and more areas of human activities. Some great men had prophesied that human race will eventually evolve into a brownish upper class and blackish lower class, very much like the Devas and Asuras in our puranas. The 20% Devas will control 80% of wealth and use all the Asuras for their own purposes. In such a situation, Bothaism will be the rule rather than exception. The only way to avoid this frightening scenario is to encourage merit and avoid discrimination in all forms. Let us try to create more and more Devas and not ‘asuric’ Bothas in our midst again.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

MAHATMA’S MOUSTACHE

Every time we look at a statue or picture of Mahatma Gandhi, something different catches our attention. His figure and looks are so plain and unimpressive that even minute details can stand out demanding a thought from the onlooker. It was his moustache that caught my attention this year on 2nd October. It looked quite unimpressive in comparison to the much famed moustaches of Hitler and Roosevelt. A majority of famous men do away with moustaches and in India itself the upper class in North India prefer not to have it. Mohandas was educated in England like Jawaharlal and Mohammed Ali. But why did he prefer to have the moustache that Nehru and Jinnah preferred to shave off? Isn’t it something to think of? The Mahatma was always like that. As he rightly said his life is his message and there is always something to be asked and answers sought about his life and figure.

There are many who believe that the Mahatma became senile towards his end and there are few who believe that he could have even acted against the nation’s interests. But the question that none of them find easy to answer is how an average ordinary Indian like him could come up to command the respect of one and all the world over. It cannot be mere luck, manipulation or even a wrong notion. There is only one answer to all such doubts. Mohandas Gandhi was the only top Indian leader who looked like, thought like and lived like an ordinary Indian till his very end. All other factors that made him a successful politician, strategist and finally a Mahatma were only incidental. His ordinary moustache indicates his complete identification with the ordinary Indian peasant and workmen. But for his moustache, he could never aspire to become the Mahatma Gandhi that we all know of now.

Meaningful Figure

Most of the leaders in our democracy look like us at the beginning of their political career and then slowly start looking unlike us as they climb up the ladder. This chameleon tendency has reached unimaginable limits that we find even older Gandhians dyeing their hair pitch black and always carrying two sets of clothes – one ‘desi’ set for the party functions and one ‘videsi’ set for other parties. Many from the South of India have one set of clothes to wear when they are in their own states and another one when they are in Delhi. Very often we find it difficult to recognise many of them when they are in Delhi. The reach of visual media has made the ‘capital life’ of all such politicians difficult. The important point most of them miss out is the impact of their ‘videsi’ visual images on their supporters back home.

The opium of the masses in a democracy is trust. If people trust a leader wholeheartedly, they will do anything for him. To win the trust of ordinary people is not an easy task. Indian democracy has proved this seemingly unbelievable phenomenon many times. It is far more difficult to convince rural illiterates than urban literates as far as democracy is concerned. It is in this aspect that Mohandas Gandhi succeeded and became Mahatma Gandhi. The loin cloth and lacklustre moustache provided a meaningful figure for the half naked fakir to walk into the minds of all ordinary Indians. Quite unlike other leaders (then and now) he never changed his looks as he climbed up the steps of ‘mahatma’hood. And that remains his uniqueness and sign of undiluted sincerity for all his supporters and opponents to learn from.

Complete Identification

The greatest weapon in Mahatma’s possession was his complete identification with Indian masses. We had leaders before and after the Mahatma who could identify with a specific section of our population for some time. Jawaharlal & Indira could identify with the socialists and Rajiv with the techno-savvy new generation. Lalbahadur could identify with kisans and Atal Bihari with the progressive middle class. But none of them could identify with the vast majority of Indians who are essentially religious and wanted to believe in something or someone who is genuinely sincere to them. Poor and helpless people are always looking for icons to identify with and Mohandas Gandhi could easily provide the same ever since he switched over from his western dresses to a piece of hand woven cloth and familiar Indian moustache.

It goes to his full credit that an ordinary man like Mohandas could generate so much trust by his looks and actions. Ever since he returned from South Africa and walked into the Indian landscape and mind, he never looked back. His loin cloth and moustache remained even when he went to London to negotiate our independence. Even those who do not believe in his philosophy and methods have no choice but to admit his sincerity with whatever he did. Quite in contrast with most of our leaders who deviate in their deeds from their declared intentions, Mahatma Gandhi remained steadfast in his actions for whatever he preached (even if it was counterproductive). Complete identification with whatever he believed in was his forte and unqualified support for his calls was the only option in front of the freedom fighters.

Almost sixty years have passed since the Mahatma is gone. Indian nation, which has matured from an oversized colony to an organised democracy, is still struggling with an identity crisis. Now the question that is uppermost in the minds of all Indians is about the efficacy of this type of a democratic government to alleviate poverty and develop a billion strong country within a reasonable time frame. Even after 50 years, we are unable to make any drastic but absolutely essential changes in our constitution. We do not have the type of political leaders who can confirm the backing of the nation for any major changes in our constitution. The leaders do not have the masses with them and most leaders are not trusted by the masses. The simple fact that we are unable to develop an alternative for Satyagraha, which was developed by the Mahatma almost a century ago as a form of non-violent civil protest, speaks volumes about the quality of leadership that followed him. Only another Mahatma with moustache can lead us out of the democratic quagmire that Indians have fallen into. Hey Ram.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

President Murthy and PM Shourie

Most men are mere toys in the hands of Time and very often we find unexpected men coming to occupy unexpected positions at unexpected times. But rarely do we find unplanned developments setting good precedents for the society at large. Though we had a couple of earlier Prime Ministers from this category, the assumption of office by Dr. Singh has opened up a golden opportunity for Indian democracy. Even if we have to admit that it was a clear distortion (and hijacking) of mandate, the precedent can prove advantageous for Indian democracy, if it is utilised properly. To a large extent he is the first apolitical chief executive for the highly politicised Indian democracy. He might have landed on the chair thanks to specific reasons, but his erudition and academic brilliance must set the long lost meritorious precedence for the most difficult job in the world viz. Prime Minister of India.

In a way it is good times for India now. In addition to an erudite Prime Minister we have one of the best brains that India ever produced as the President of the country. No other President has given us so many ideas and suggestions for improvement. It is definite failure on the part of each of us if we could not heed to any of his ideas and improve ourselves. Very rightly he targeted the children for first hand dissemination of ideas. We can rest assured that at least 10% of them will develop wings of fire and make India proud. President Kalam has already indicated his unwillingness for a second term and another term for the incumbent PM is almost out of question. It is in this historical context that opportunity is presenting two brilliant candidates in front of us.

Narayana Murthy for President

Whatever way we look at it, the logical step from Kalam to Murthy cannot be missed out. If one has presented brilliant ideas, the other one has demonstrated miraculous dexterity in implementation of ideas. To build up something like Infosys from scratch with little capital and lot of knowledge is a feat achievable only by the likes of Narayana Murthy. India of twenty first century is leading the world in knowledge and we desperately need the guidance of Murthys to capitalise on this advantage. Countries like China will overtake us in every field if we cannot consolidate our unique advantages in the next one or two decades. Narayana Murthy has demonstrated his unparalleled leadership qualities many times in his own field and related ones. Moreover he is a thoroughbred Indian technocrat who understands India and Indians like no one else. His capacity to ‘think globally and act locally’ can provide the right mix to inspire young entrepreneurs of India. If Kalam could stimulate the children of the country, Murthy will do the same with the youth of the country. What India needs today is ‘out-of-the-box’ ideas and ‘thinking really big’. There is no better candidate than Murthy who could guide us better today. He commands respect and he can lead the nation by example.

Arun Shourie for Prime Minister

In contemporary India, there is no one who has achieved so much in the fields of journalism, economics, administration and culture than Arun Shourie. After his extra-ordinary performance in journalism as the redoubtable Editor of Indian Express, there were many who had dismissed him as a mere paper tiger. To the admiration of those (like me) who adore him and to the dismay of his distracters, his subsequent performance as a historian who understands history and administrator who knows his job has been outstanding. We have many learned and eminent historians like Thapar and Panicker who are unwilling to learn from history for extraneous reasons. In their midst, Arun Shourie, who is not a historian by training, was a shining example of how an Indian historian must interpret and learn from Indian history. He presented the picture of an Indian sage who understands the absolute necessity of trustworthy soldiers around a peaceful ashram to protect the champions of ahimsa. It goes to his credit that he alerted Indian mind against the mechanisations of foreigners who have been ‘servicing’ India for decades in education, social service and cultural uplift. Communism, pseudo-Secularism and eternal-Reservation also got thoroughly exposed and discredited under his piercing arguments based on facts and figures. Disinvestment and dismantling of trade barriers found a meaning in government corridors only after he took over the respective ministries. In every sense of the term, Arun Shourie easily classifies himself as one of those ancient Indian seers who combined erudition, morality and profound wisdom. Given a chance, he is sure to take India to the very top in the next five years. The only condition that we should put is that he should get elected to Lok Sabha and not to make a back door entry through Rajya Sabha.

Our typical reaction in such demanding situations is to look for reasons to oppose. Murthy and Shourie may or may not belong to any vote banks, ideological groups or even pressure groups. All those who want a Harijan for the sake of upliftment of so-called Harijans must remember that it was a non-Harijan like Mahatma Gandhi who did anything for Harijans in recent times. The Jagjivans who amassed wealth beyond their own imagination and Narayanans who cried annually citing inability to help anyone except immediate family are bad examples for repetition. It would be mere waste of time and effort to hunt for Harijans and Minorities just for the sake of it. Murthy and Shourie will provide the best combination that can accelerate India’s growth and social development beyond our imagination. And only when the nation develop will the Brahmins, Harijans and Minorities can develop. In India today – "North or South, Murthy and Shourie are the best”. Let us hope good sense prevails among all political parties and its leaders.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Re-Form UNO

League of Nations died when the Second World War started and United Nations Organisation (UNO) is almost dead with the American invasion of Iraq. The P-5 who lords over all affairs of the world are no more truly representative of the planet we live in and the lone warlord in P-5 is blind with unchallenged might. With the growth of media and democratic values, it is no longer the sole privilege of a few elected (and unelected) world leaders to decide on who represents humanity. Each and every human being has a viewpoint on what is good for mankind. What is good for governments need not necessarily be good for humanity. Any world body, if it is to represent the hopes and aspirations of human beings, must be based on certain unnegotiable human values. Instead of wasting time in reforming an outdated system it may be better to re-form the UNO once again based on the following criteria:-

Equal Rights for All Humans

Equal rights for all human beings shall be the sole criterion on which any credible world body can be formed. I am deliberately avoiding the word ‘equality’ because it is an unrealistic target. But assigning equal rights for all members is definitely an achievable and realistic target for any organisation. If it is equal rights for all human beings, headcount must be the only criterion for deciding on the world leaders. It may be true that some of the present leaders were super military powers once (at others expense). But the most repugnant policies of colonialism and imperialism practised by such erstwhile superpowers make them morally incompetent to lead humanity in any form. The first 15 or 25 of the most populous nations must form the core council in any world body. They should take the responsibility and authority to decide on what is good for mankind. A fixed % of the GDP of all the countries must form the corpus for the functioning of a re-formed UNO. There must be more than one general council meeting every year and it must be mandatory for all the heads of states to attend at least one of them. All decisions must be made on two-third majority with no veto power for anyone.

Equality of Nations, Religions and Cultures

Though equality of individuals is an unachievable objective, equality of man-made entities like nations, religions and cultures is an achievable target. The re-formed UNO must declare equality with regard to nations, religions and cultures without any ambiguity. This is very important because Whites are dominating the world even after fifty years of UNO. Nations, Religions and Cultures dominated by the Whites are still dictating the destiny of mankind. This is unacceptable when we know for sure that they have neither the natural resources nor talent to do so. Hang over from the colonial era is still making the Brown and Black bend in front of the White. In such a scenario, the world body must clarify without any doubt about the equality of Nations, Religions and Cultures. No priority, privilege or partiality need to be shown for any individual in any matter connected with the re-formed UNO. It is definitely a good idea to have the UNO premises located in one of the islands not forming part of any nation. This can go a long way in asserting its independence.

Ban Religious Conversion & Organised Migration

The single most reason for growth of extremism and terrorism is the organised effort of some religions to convert others into their fold. Even in this twenty first century, some people live under the delusion that theirs is the only way to reach God. Out of this false notion arise the contempt for other faiths which counter breeds hatred and violence. The only way to avoid this situation to worsen further is for the world body to declare their equal respect for all the existing faiths and newer faiths in the making. Theocratic states must be discouraged and true secularism must form the basis of every modern nation. The re-formed UNO must make it unambiguously clear that it considers all religions as equal and ban all efforts to convert people from one faith to another as a matter of policy. An individual wanting to convert from one religion to another is a different matter. Nowadays it is few and far between.

Another factor fuelling hatred in the world is the misuse of migration by organised groups. Instead of allowing the natural migration of people from one part of the world to another in line with mutually acceptability, there are highly organised clans in every nation who plan the migration of their members for eventual take over of the host country. This must be put an end to if we want to avoid generation of bad blood among natives and migrants.

Comfort for All, Luxury for None (‘Comfall and Luxnone’)

Meaning and purpose of all world organisations are nullified when we see the misery in Africa & Asia in stark contrast to the opulence in Europe & USA. Decades of efforts by all these world bodies have brought no change to the basic living conditions of the poor and deprived. In fact in many places the rivalries between the so-called world leaders have brought in more miseries and loss of lives. If the re-formed UNO is to be any relevance, it should declare “comfort for all and luxury for none - comfall and luxnone” as its motto until basic amenities (drinking water, minimum food, healthcare and education) are available to all the human beings. People who spend hundreds of dollars a day can be considered only as criminals in a planet where more than 75% people do not make even two dollars a day. International seminars on development and peace spending millions of dollars are meaningless and the money is better spent on bringing drinking water to at least one village in Asia or Africa.

Effective Punishment for Non-Compliance

The past failure of UNO has been essentially due to the absence of an effective mechanism to implement its decisions. Those who are refusing to comply with UN resolutions had nothing much to lose. Embargo and sanctions have failed to bring the erring countries on their knees. UNO has been found to be completely helpless if the offender is a powerful nation. All this can change if the punishments are severe and pre-defined. For any decision that has been taken with more than two-third majority in the general council, the punishment for non-compliance shall be complete boycott. No citizen or goods of the erring country should be allowed to come out and nothing should go in. The internal pressure that will build up can bring the defiant countries to the table in no time. The re-formed UNO can definitely succeed in this if it can act without fear and prejudice.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

MANDATED MINIMUM AGENDA

Credit goes to NDA for introducing Indians to the concept of governance based on a minimum agenda agreed between political parties of extreme diversity. There are many vested interests in keeping India as a land of diversity and evolving a stable system of government based on certain minimum agreements becomes a bare necessity then. The methodology of minimum agenda was always an option and the able leadership of NDA could succeed in making it practical and workable during their tenure. The experiment was definitely a pioneering one and, as could be expected, contained its own shortfalls & highlights. Perhaps India would never had had a chance to become a recognised nuclear power but for the historic opportunity utilised by NDA. It is almost certain that no other combination or conglomeration of political parties could have mustered enough guts to overcome external pressure to detonate a nuclear test bomb. Even opponents of our nuclear policy would concede in private that India became a modern nation to be noticed on world stage only after the test blast. It is one thing to be accepted as the oldest surviving civilisation in the world but to be counted as a modern nation is what is urgently required to succeed in the future.

After NDA, the second experiment in minimum agenda is ongoing and by all indications will complete the term thanks to the power glue that holds together any coalition and an opposition in shambles. But it is time for us to think about modifications required in the coming experiments. Putting together a minimum agenda based on discussions among similar parties is no doubt democratic, but making it mandatory in a definite time frame will be the best we can think of. Any minimum agenda put together by the next coalition that comes to power must be mandated for implementation in the next five years. The next Opposition should offer no objection to a pre-declared and mandated agenda that had won the legal and legitimate recognition of majority. Opposition may oppose only the wrongness, if any, in the method of implementation. Independence for India from British Raj opened up the future of many other nations in the world. In a similar way, India can present an ideal democratic model only if we are successful with such a coalition government implementing a mandated minimum agenda within its term.

Indian republic is now 50 years old and following five are the bare minimum that should find a place in the minimum agenda for the mandate to be implemented in five years :-

Drinking Water & Minimum Food for Sustenance

It is a shame for any nation in the twenty-first century not to have provided drinking water facilities for all its citizens at least within 100 metres of each and everyone’s residence. No reason is acceptable even if they are genuine. Potable water, even if it is rationed, must be made available to each and every citizen of India within five years of coming to power with a mandated minimum agenda. There should be a built-in insurance scheme whereby government agencies are liable to pay compensation if they are unable to provide potable water to any. Same must be the case with minimum food for sustenance for all those who have registered their inability to provide food for themselves. With the elaborate hierarchy available under the Panchayat Raj system it is not impossible to ascertain the genuineness of any such application for food. But all cases must be constantly reviewed and reappraised every six months.

Minimum Land and Shelter

Land reforms form the core of legislation in any progressive society and it is long overdue as an all-India policy. Every citizen of the country is eligible for a minimum piece of land and it should be non-transferable. The next government with a mandated minimum agenda must take steps to identify all citizens of India without any piece of land or building in his or her name, whether he/she is an Adivasi living in forest land or a villager in some remote village or an urban in Nariman point. All such people should be assigned at least 5 cents of non-transferable land in the nearest available location at no cost. Ownership of any such assigned but unused land must lapse with the death of the individual. But if he/she has made any construction it can pass on to his/her legal heir. This identification process must be a standing arrangement and must ensure that each and every citizen of the country has at least 5 cents of non-transferable land in his or her name somewhere in the motherland. The allocation process can be automated and randomised within specified parameters so that scope for manipulation is eliminated.

Primary Education

Primary education is another minimum requirement for anyone to survive in the new era. Right to information could have waited but right to education cannot wait any further. Just like potable water, primary schooling facilities must be freely available for all citizens within one or two kilometres. Whether it is in the government or private sector, primary education must be free and compulsory for one and all. The schools must not only teach but should also provide all students with uniform clothes, books and other education materials, free of cost. There must be no excuse, other than medical, for anyone for not going to school till the age of 15. And the type of compulsory education must be truly secular and no substitute religious schooling must be acceptable. This is the one and only way to ensure the secular nature of Indian nation is sustained.

Spending on Agriculture

India has an agrarian background and shall ever remain so. This land having the oldest surviving civilisation in the world can exist only on an agrarian background. It will not be an error in any sense to state that agriculture is our culture. The mandated minimum agenda must contain a minimum ceiling on the percentage of national GDP to be spent on agriculture and related matters. This can include the welfare measures for true agriculturists, research & development in agriculture and price support mechanisms to ensure minimum guaranteed returns for those engaged in agriculture. At any point of time and by any estimates, at least 50% of our population is involved in agriculture and a minimum ceiling of 25% of our GDP to be spent on agriculture is not at all unreasonable.

Cultural Renewal

Last but not the least, any minimum agenda must include measures to sustain our nationhood. And it is time that all Indians realised the simple fact it is not religious or economic or military or geographic factors that has sustained the oldest surviving civilisation. It is only our cultural affinity that has held us together at all times. But for that, British Raj or any other conquerors could have easily split our nation into another Europe or Africa. The most visible and important surviving symbol of our culture is the Sanskrit language. If we do not take care and rekindle Sanskrit language into its past glory, Indians will lapse into history as the biggest fools who were searching vainly for a gram of iron and copper when tons of gold were idling in their own backyard. The amount of knowledge and wisdom embedded in Sanskrit literature is so huge that we are doing great disservice to our own future generations if we are not giving them exposure to the language. Sanskrit language must be a compulsory part of primary education of all Indians.

Friday, September 22, 2006

RAMANAUT – Indian Astronaut

India’s expedition to Moon, Chandrayaan, will become a reality by 2007 and most probably it will be an unmanned mission. The next logical step in the same direction will be our manned mission to the moon. Americans christened their spacemen as Astronauts and Russians tagged them as Cosmonauts. I wonder what China calls their spacemen. But when it comes to India, can we think of anything better than Ramanauts? Apparently it might look like an attempt to saffronise (which is now a bad word in India) the whole issue. But it is definitely not that. The word we choose is very important because it will directly relate to our national ethos. The name should reflect the trait of adventurism we had in our blood thousands of years ago, but sadly missing in the last few centuries. All foreign masters have taken advantage of this major shortfall in our mental make-up to break our national unity and rule over us. This is an opportunity to redeem our pride.

Chandrayaan in the twenty first century is equivalent to crossing the sea in treta yuga (before 5000BC). Our ancient seers revered nature and considered everything in it as manifestations of the Almighty. To make ordinary mortals understand and respect this noble concept, all major forces of nature were considered as Gods. In this regard, Sea was also considered as one of our Gods and crossing it came to be considered as a sin. There were no compelling reasons to cross the sea because India and Indians have never been interested in conquering foreign lands or in harvesting souls. But we have always ruled over the minds of people by our power of knowledge and wisdom. I am reminded of the words of Hu Shih (1891-1962), a Chinese philosopher diplomat, who said “India conquered and dominated China culturally for two thousand years without ever having to send a single soldier across her border”.

But all this logic changed when a king’s wife was kidnapped by a demon. An ideal king who is also an ideal human being had to show the world how to be virtuous and do one’s duties in trying times. Whatever obstacles that comes in the way will have to be crossed and she has to be rescued at any cost. For those Indians who are denigrating Ramayan as a mythological story, the question remains as to why Lord Ram took all these troubles to cross the sea when he could have transmigrated to Lanka and saved Sita. Instead, what he attempted was a heroic project of immense proportions at that age, the remains of which are being swept clean by the Sethusamudram ship canal project now. If Lord Ram’s adventurous trip to Lanka was to demonstrate to us the inevitable victory of righteousness, Chandrayaan is meant for harnessing unknown frontiers for our common benefit. Both are for the benefit of common man in India.

In short, it is in the best interests of all Indians that we immortalise the Lord’s heroic attempt by naming our own astronaut as Ramanaut. Let the first Indian to walk on the moon be a Ramanaut. That is the best way to show the world our eternal preference for adventure for the sake of upholding righteousness. Chadrayaan will show the world that Indians too can reach the moon and by naming them as Ramanauts we shall signal the world our reverence for national heroes who had the guts to do the impossible when morality was at stake.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

SOCIAL ROCKETRY

Rockets are vehicles for delivery of useful or destructive payloads to pre-determined destinations and they invariably get destroyed in the process. In a very limited sense they are almost like the suicide bombers who sacrifice their lives for the ‘success’ of some others’ objectives, which they are brainwashed to believe in. Rocketry relates to the technology of rockets and we can define ‘social rocketry’ as the art (or science) of using someone to achieve the objective of someone else. Such objectives can be purely selfish or for a community or even for the success of an ideology. Skilful use of social rocketry is fast developing as a desirable trait among aspiring leaders in every nation and community. Using others has always been a familiar ploy in history but some people becoming voluntary vehicle for others is a new phenomenon. The amount of sophistication involved becomes very clear when we note (with concern) the fact that many of those who become ‘rockets’ are neither uneducated nor ordinary mortals. Social rocketry is taking its toll and even the infallible are succumbing to its latest techniques.

Food chain and social linkages are inalienable facets of our existence. None of us alive can survive of our own in this universe. We are all dependent on others and we need other species to survive to ensure our own survival. The underlying logic of any conservation measure is essentially selfish and we are just ensuring that we or our own species survive in the long run. But the interdependency required in all such natural phenomena is mutual and respect for each other facilitates the survival process. It is quite different in the case of social rocketry. Just like a rocket which is created for delivering a warhead or a satellite, the individual(s) or ideology is got ready for the purpose. There is no request, approval or understanding involved in this. The social vehicle which will get destroyed in the exercise is trapped into use without any scruples.

By Individuals

Individuals who are adept in social rocketry are also called climbers. They use others to get what they want. Seldom do they care about what happens to the ‘social rockets’ they use. For achieving their own legitimate or illegitimate goals, they destroy the lives and careers of many others. To a very great extent the political phenomenon of ‘sonrise’ prevalent in the Indian Sub-continent involves very sophisticated use of social rocketry. Many of the rockets used here are volunteers obliged to the Family for one reason or another. The importance of relationships and obligations are too strong in the Sub-continent and hence we find the instances of ‘sonrise’ also high here. It is very difficult to find such obligations and kinship among the Europeans and Americans. For them, merit and expertise become the determining factors and that is what is giving an upper hand to the professionals from these areas. So many undeserving candidates are launched onto the ruling stage by social rocketry in India that we find the complete lack of commitment and expertise at the very top.

By Ideologies

Much more dangerous is the social rocketry involving ideologies. The classic example in our times is the use of Communist ideology by various religious ideologies to establish themselves in many countries. Liberation theology and Brotherhoods, which claim to stress on equality and socialism, are all indulging in social rocketry by using Communism as their vehicle to capture power. Communism being inherently weak and incomplete becomes a natural choice for these poaching ideological variants. The proponents of such mutated religious ideologies are so clever that they easily trap many declining communists to become their ‘suicide bombers’ for propagation. Only a very few of them will even survive to realise that they have been used. It would be malapropos to name the individuals and organisations, but many of the erstwhile Naxal movements, terrorist groups and farmers’ organisations becoming active proselytisation agencies in India are classic examples of this.

In olden days, we used to have only one-time-use rockets. But with the development of technology, we now have rocket casings that be used again and again by refuelling. The same concept is reflected in the field of social rocketry also. The leftist ideologies are classic examples of this concept of reuse. Communism and communists have become vehicles for the launch of many ideological variants which are weak on their own. Deadly warheads for mankind are repeatedly carried by these leftist rockets in the undeveloped world where Communism once flourished on widespread poverty. Now it has become the preferred material of construction in reusable social rocketry.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Parallel College for Parapolitics

It was after successful conclusion of Indo-US Nuclear Treaty that the two major democracies started looking for areas of further co-operation in strategic areas. Next to energy, it is freedom that fuels the lives of common man in India and USA. So it was not surprising when there was general consensus on establishing a training institute for politicians, who are the real ‘movers and shakers’ of democracy. And the natural choice for its location was Kerala, where the impossible had happened viz. the world’s first democratically elected Communist government came into power in 1957 under the leadership of EMS. Given the socio-economic and political realities of present-day Kerala, what followed was not unexpected but very interesting. Let us a take a close look at the events that followed and the initial shape of this pioneering institute.

Fortunately or unfortunately, the incumbent government was left oriented and an open co-operation with US government was simply out of question. As expected there were several objections and the politburo met several times every day to sort out issues followed by the state committee, liaison committee, subject committee, all party joint committee, cabinet sub-committee, cabinet and finally the marathon session of the State Assembly. The joint unanimous declaration categorically ruled out an institute under government sector. Also ruled out was a normal college and anything to do with normal politics. But the pudding on top of the cake at stake was too tempting for all parties and it was decided to go in for a Self Financing version of the same in the parallel sector. The institute was thus born under the lengthy name of Indo-US Self Financing Parallel College for Parapolitics (ISFPCP), ‘para’College for short. The Americans were naturally intrigued by the two terms ‘parallel college’ and ‘parapolitics’. But the NRIs and NRKs, who knows their job well, could convince them in no time. An international institution for normal politics will be out of place in a place like Kerala and so it was decided to go in for parapolitics. And someone in US had rightly defined ‘parapolitics as system or practice of politics in which accountability is consciously diminished’.

Since it was an all-party affair, there was not much of a problem in setting up a 151 member Senate for the institute, comprising of 50 from USA, 50 from UDF (United Democratic Front) and 50 from LDF (Left Democratic Front) with a lone seat set aside for the yet-to-be-born TDF (Third Democratic Front). But finalization of departmental structure and curriculum was not as easy. There were several ideas, suggestions, requests and demands put forth by the various parties and groups within parties. Ideologies and personalities from India and USA clashed, and finally it was decided to start the ‘para’College with just four schools. The real surprise came when it was time for finding the right Directors for these schools. Keralites could snatch all the four was a testimony of their expertise in the various sections of parapolitics.

School of Corruption

Quite contrary to the expectations of general public, there was little contest when the question of directorship for the all important School of Corruption came up. Mr. Bandicoot was the undisputed claimant and choice from Indian side. His record in partiality while holding an impartial post, duty evasion when in charge of enforcing the same and bar licensing when implementing a liquor ban were legendary feats in the political circles. Many of the elders considered him as a guru of corruption. And the Americans too were impressed when they heard about his impressive credentials. The alleged connections between their own Dick and Halliburton in Iraq were nothing in front of Bandicoot’s achievements. School of Corruption in the ‘para’College could not have asked for anything better. The Senate overwhelmingly approved the nomination and hoped that the director would train more and more young politicians from India and US in the difficult and dying art of corruption.

School of Doublespeak

The art (or science) of doublespeak was an important element of parapolitics and it can be ignored only at their own peril by any ambitious politicians. It is like being empathetic with the hunted and hunting for the hunter. All those with vote should feel that he is with them and yet he should work his own agenda when elected. The mantle of Doublespeak directorship was just made for one of the longest serving members of the State Assembly. Mr. Encroacher could not only deceive all the members of his constituency for all the time but could successfully allocate land for his own men while steadfastly swearing to protect government land and forest land. Americans who grew up seeing movies like ‘How the West Was Won’ were flabbergasted by the achievements of Encroacher in winning the Malabar region by silent and manipulated migration of his own townsmen. He could deny anything in the Assembly under oath and do exactly the opposite while distributing government land. The entire senate stood up in grand ovation when the living Saint of Doublespeak came on stage.

School of Minoritism

Americans had heard of ‘majoritism’ but were quite taken aback by the importance given to ‘minoritism’ in an international school for democracy. It was quite enlightening for them to know that ‘minoritism’ not only wins elections but can hijack power in a democracy. There was no scope for another claimant for the directorship than Mr. Secular from Kerala. He is a second generation theoretician in this dying art and had even authored a book on what is secularism. In simple terms it is redefining the Western concept of Secularism so as to suppress all attempts of the majority to come together for any purpose whatsoever. Those in minority should be treated as equal and at the same time protected by means of special privileges. Thus all citizens are equal and those in minority will become more than equal.

School of Abuse

Abuse of power is an art in itself and there was stiff competition from US nominees for the directorship. One can abuse power for money, sex or some other satisfaction. It is an open secret that even American Presidents are victims of this privilege attached to powerful posts. The American team could easily put on the table half a dozen famous names for the director’s post. But the lone nominee from the Indian side was that of Mr. Scratcher, who could demonstrate enviable satisfaction by mere scratching of fairer sex when suspended at unimaginable positions even in a flight. There was no way this could be challenged by the documented expertise of the American contestants. Mr. Scratcher won the day hands down.

The inaugural function of ‘para’College was a grand affair. Almost the entire democratic world was represented on the dais. Being in Kerala, the highlight of the function was symbolic lighting of a traditional lamp with 50 odd threads, representing all the countries that were interested in the future of democracy. Many of the senate members chose to protest against lamp lighting by walking out of the function shouting slogans and many of the dignitaries representing democratic nations had never won an election in their life bode well for the future of parapolitics as a political ideology on world stage.